PNE inventions I wish I could make
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:50 am
Today, I thought of 3 PNE inventions I'd like to make, if only I didn't have PNE so I could make them!
1- Cushion Cover Purse - (the simplest idea) A Purse Cover for my ICN cushion. Shaped like a leather purse in a box shape with a hinged lid that snaps opens (and snaps shut) and can fold under so you can sit on the cushion part without inconvenience. Has strap. Has snap on mini inner purse that you snap out when you use the cushion to sit on. Can have multiple covers that snap on... I want a black leather ruffled exterior, with 3 inch layers of black leather ruffles. Ah... Then a gold one... and maybe a plain old medium brown leather one. Then I'd only have one purse to carry, not a purse and a geeky cushion. Or, I could do a folded cushion mockup purse... my husband was planning on making me one last year but never got around to it.
2- Icing Undies - Undies with extensions of ice in all appropriate places, that you slip on over your undies to ice yourself, and then slip back in the freezer to prep for next time. Oh how I wish someone made these!
3- Water Seat - You know those sitting bathtubs for old people? Imagine one of those, filled with a jacuzzi motor, in your living room... with a mat under it to avoid drips... and then going into it to sit with those pants that people who Fly Fish wear... so you slip those pants over your clothes, sit in the mini water jacuzzi, and watch tv pain free at whatever temperature you prefer... dry... and without anything squeezing you.
Ah... too bad these inventions will never make me rich. Only a few dozen people in the world will ever need them!
1- Cushion Cover Purse - (the simplest idea) A Purse Cover for my ICN cushion. Shaped like a leather purse in a box shape with a hinged lid that snaps opens (and snaps shut) and can fold under so you can sit on the cushion part without inconvenience. Has strap. Has snap on mini inner purse that you snap out when you use the cushion to sit on. Can have multiple covers that snap on... I want a black leather ruffled exterior, with 3 inch layers of black leather ruffles. Ah... Then a gold one... and maybe a plain old medium brown leather one. Then I'd only have one purse to carry, not a purse and a geeky cushion. Or, I could do a folded cushion mockup purse... my husband was planning on making me one last year but never got around to it.
2- Icing Undies - Undies with extensions of ice in all appropriate places, that you slip on over your undies to ice yourself, and then slip back in the freezer to prep for next time. Oh how I wish someone made these!
3- Water Seat - You know those sitting bathtubs for old people? Imagine one of those, filled with a jacuzzi motor, in your living room... with a mat under it to avoid drips... and then going into it to sit with those pants that people who Fly Fish wear... so you slip those pants over your clothes, sit in the mini water jacuzzi, and watch tv pain free at whatever temperature you prefer... dry... and without anything squeezing you.
Ah... too bad these inventions will never make me rich. Only a few dozen people in the world will ever need them!