I thought this was very funny especially if you have teenage kids -Political Correctness For Kids
* Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."
* Kids don't get in trouble anymore; they merely hit "social speed bumps."
* You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
* You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
* No one's tall anymore; they're "vertically enhanced."
* You're not shy; you're "conversationally selective."
* You don't talk a lot; you're just "abundantly verbal."
* It's not called gossip anymore; it's "speedy transmission of near-factual information."
* The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful; it's "digestively challenged."
* Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
* You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
* These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically disinclined."
* No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
* Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
* You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."
* You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor retentive athletic footwear."
* You weren't passing notes in class; you were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
* You're not being sent to the principal's office; you're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
Teenage kids - very funny....!!
Teenage kids - very funny....!!
PNE started 2003 following Vaginal Hysterectomy, pelvic floor repair and right oophorectomy; eventually after many tests had BilateralTG surgery Nantes 2004; following this tried many other treatments including 7 day epidural, ketamin infusions to no avail; Trialed and was implanted with a Neurostimulator in 2007- Dr Van Buyten Belgium, this has enabled me to manage my pain much better.
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GraceUnderFire
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Re: Teenage kids - very funny....!!
LOL!! LOL!!! LOL!!!! That is wonderful!! Thank you so much for the laugh 
Woke screaming from ab hyst 6/08
Diagnosed w/PN, ilioinguinal & iliohypogastric neuralgias 1/09
3 PN blocks w/Dr Quesada
Rt side TIR, ilioinguinal neurectomy & vestibulectomy 5/09 Dr Conway
Left side TIR 2/10 Dr Conway
Potter MRI 9/10 and consultation w/Loretta & Dr Hibner 12/10
Bilateral ilioinguinal, iliohypogastric, genitofemoral release w/Dr. Hashemi Aug 2011 left & Sept rt
Bilateral TG surgery w/Dr. Conway will be in January 2012
Diagnosed w/PN, ilioinguinal & iliohypogastric neuralgias 1/09
3 PN blocks w/Dr Quesada
Rt side TIR, ilioinguinal neurectomy & vestibulectomy 5/09 Dr Conway
Left side TIR 2/10 Dr Conway
Potter MRI 9/10 and consultation w/Loretta & Dr Hibner 12/10
Bilateral ilioinguinal, iliohypogastric, genitofemoral release w/Dr. Hashemi Aug 2011 left & Sept rt
Bilateral TG surgery w/Dr. Conway will be in January 2012
Re: Teenage kids - very funny....!!
Loved this! Thanks for the laugh! Not just for teens, though ... I fully plan to incorporate a few of these statements into my own vocabulary!!Thank you!!!!
Ultra Sound in 03/08 showed severely retroverted, detaching uterus with mulitple fibroids and ovarian cysts.
Pressure and pain in lower abdomen and groin area was unspeakable and devastating.
Total lap hysterectomy in 06/08, but damage was already done.
EMG testing in NH in 04/10 - bilateral PN and Ilioinguals
3T MRI at HSS, NY in 09/10
Bilateral TG surgery with Dr. Conway on 03/29/11. Bilat ilioinguinal & iliohypogastric neurectomy 03/12. TCD surgery 04/14.
Pressure and pain in lower abdomen and groin area was unspeakable and devastating.
Total lap hysterectomy in 06/08, but damage was already done.
EMG testing in NH in 04/10 - bilateral PN and Ilioinguals
3T MRI at HSS, NY in 09/10
Bilateral TG surgery with Dr. Conway on 03/29/11. Bilat ilioinguinal & iliohypogastric neurectomy 03/12. TCD surgery 04/14.
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pomegranate
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Re: Teenage kids - very funny....!!
As a high school teacher, I love this! Thanks for sharing.
2008: mild pelvic pain and PFD began
2009: true PN/PFD pain, two PN blocks, normal PNMLT
2010: PT and conservative management with moderate improvement in PN/PFD symptoms
2011: surgery for extensive endometriosis; arthroscopic hip surgery to repair labral tear and FAI (right hip)
2012: C-section delivery of first child
2014: arthroscopic hip surgery to repair labral tear and FAI (left hip); C-section delivery of second child
Ongoing physical therapy since 2010 for both pelvic floor and hips.
2009: true PN/PFD pain, two PN blocks, normal PNMLT
2010: PT and conservative management with moderate improvement in PN/PFD symptoms
2011: surgery for extensive endometriosis; arthroscopic hip surgery to repair labral tear and FAI (right hip)
2012: C-section delivery of first child
2014: arthroscopic hip surgery to repair labral tear and FAI (left hip); C-section delivery of second child
Ongoing physical therapy since 2010 for both pelvic floor and hips.
Re: Teenage kids - very funny....!!
Hi Lauren
Well Im glad that you can associate with your pupils with these great terms.
My personal favourite even though im way past my teenage years is........
You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
I think this is briliant....especially when I have hair that is very rebellious to humid weather!!!!!!
Well Im glad that you can associate with your pupils with these great terms.
My personal favourite even though im way past my teenage years is........
You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
I think this is briliant....especially when I have hair that is very rebellious to humid weather!!!!!!
PNE started 2003 following Vaginal Hysterectomy, pelvic floor repair and right oophorectomy; eventually after many tests had BilateralTG surgery Nantes 2004; following this tried many other treatments including 7 day epidural, ketamin infusions to no avail; Trialed and was implanted with a Neurostimulator in 2007- Dr Van Buyten Belgium, this has enabled me to manage my pain much better.